Welcome to my slice of the WWW!
Well... in almost every case I describe myself on a forum or website as a "2m tall Jedi Knight Dwarven Defender". Gets the Geek across - Star Wars and DnD, plus the fact that I am tall. Lately I would also say that I like to live on the GAH!-side of life..
With the death of LinuxForums, I am now to be found on StackExchange mostly (not the nicest place I know, but where else?). Else the MySQLcommunity at slack.com
Work-wise I am a qualified Electronics Engineer (BSc Eng), with a Masters in Science (Physics).
Shiney.